THINGS GRACE TOLD ME THAT MIGHT’VE BEEN LIES, BUT I’LL BELIEVE THEM ANYWAY


  1. Both of her parents have been married five times.
  2. She has ten siblings; they were born boy-girl-boy-girl from top to bottom.
  3. Exactly half of her immediate family is gay.
  4. She has a disorder that disallows her from ever having kids. This is why you don’t joke about fertility.
  5. When she lived in Olympia, she worked as a woodcutter.
  6. She drank the vitamin water in San Francisco and woke up two days later in a stranger’s house.
  7. She doesn’t regret being a teenager and having “REJECTED” tattooed on her knuckles via pick-and-stick, but she does regret letting her friends practice on her.